***July LOL Donkaments Thread***

[Fluence]

Originally Posted by JanAageisGod

I seem to do well on Stars, but Full Tilt hates me. Standard bad beat below as this twat is playing literally every hand:

I rarely read this thread, but spotting the last post was from you I thought it would be worth a look.

I wasn't disappointed!



j,4 out of position just great play!

If it's of any consolation, EMS loves you.

[Chris Baylis]

Just **** off

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds + t50 - 9 players - View hand 170861
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BB: t53868 M = 51.30
UTG: t11005 M = 10.48
UTG+1: t60171 M = 57.31
UTG+2: t27069 M = 25.78
MP1: t14723 M = 14.02
MP2: t12280 M = 11.70
CO: t8284 M = 7.89
Hero (BTN): t15519 M = 14.78
SB: t11030 M = 10.50

Pre Flop: (t1050) Hero is BTN with K A
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t800, 2 folds, CO raises to t2400, Hero raises to t15469 all in, 3 folds, CO calls t5834 all in

Flop: (t18318) 4 9 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t18318) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t18318) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t18318
CO shows A Q (two pair, Queens and Fours)
Hero shows K A (a pair of Fours)
CO wins t18318

[MRPRO03]

Paddy Power Kokba 0.05/0.10, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker
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saw flop | saw showdown

Button Button ($16.72)
SB SB ($7.07)
BB Hero ($8.94)
UTG UTG ($9.05)
UTG+1 ($4.29)

Preflop: Hero is in the BB with 2 5
UTG calls 0.10, 1 fold, Button calls 0.10, SB calls 0.05, Hero checks.

Flop (0.40) 2 5 4
SB checks, Hero bets 0.25, 2 folds, SB calls 0.25.

Turn (0.90) K
SB checks, Hero bets 0.75, SB calls 0.75.

River (2.40) A
SB checks, Hero bets 2, SB raises to 5.97, Hero calls 3.97

SB shows Q 3
Hero shows 2 5

SB wins 14.34 with A straight, Five high

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saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($9.95)
SB ($2.05)
BB ($10)
UTG UTG ($2.17)
UTG+1 Hero ($2.52)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A A
UTG raises to 0.40, Hero raises to 2.52, 3 folds, UTG moves all-in for 1.77.

Flop (4.84) 6 K 2

Turn (4.84) 7

River (4.84) J

UTG shows K J
Hero shows A A

UTG wins 4.84 with Two pair, Kings and Jacks with a Seven for a kicker

[TheWestburyBadger]

Dangers of limping AAxx pre-flop ....

[G586]

Originally Posted by JanAageisGod

I seem to do well on Stars, but Full Tilt hates me.

+1

Might as well just wire the cash and then not play there but I do like the structure of tournies and software...

[TheWestburyBadger]

I see FTOPS XIII is happening next month ....
Is that the like the 154th FTOPS this year?

[CStone]

come to daddy

Full Tilt Poker $19,500 Guarantee (Rebuy) No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 171460
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MP1: t4670 M = 77.83
MP2: t1075 M = 17.92
CO: t1340 M = 22.33
BTN: t3300 M = 55
SB: t3670 M = 61.17
BB: t3860 M = 64.33
UTG: t2055 M = 34.25
Hero (UTG+1): t5560 M = 92.67
UTG+2: t2970 M = 49.50

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is UTG+1 with J J
UTG calls t40, Hero raises to t180, 7 folds, UTG calls t140

Flop: (t420) J 5 A (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t280, UTG calls t280

Turn: (t980) 8 (2 players)
UTG bets t1595 all in, Hero calls t1595

River: (t4170) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t4170
UTG shows A 3 (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero wins t4170

[CStone]

godlike

Full Tilt Poker $19,500 Guarantee (Rebuy) No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t120/t240 Blinds + t25 - 9 players - View hand 171631
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CO: t20881 M = 35.69
BTN: t27530 M = 47.06
SB: t3690 M = 6.31
BB: t5120 M = 8.75
UTG: t18553 M = 31.71
UTG+1: t1324 M = 2.26
UTG+2: t21099 M = 36.07
Hero (MP1): t8910 M = 15.23
MP2: t3220 M = 5.50

Pre Flop: (t585) Hero is MP1 with J J
3 folds, Hero raises to t720, MP2 raises to t3195 all in, 4 folds, Hero calls t2475

Flop: (t6975) 3 9 2

Turn: (t6975) 9

River: (t6975) 7

Final Pot: t6975
Hero shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
MP2 shows 9 9 (four of a kind, Nines)
MP2 wins t6975

[CStone]

same table 3 hands later

ho fkn hum

Full Tilt Poker $19,500 Guarantee (Rebuy) No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t120/t240 Blinds + t25 - 9 players - View hand 171639
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BB: t20731 M = 35.44
UTG: t26900 M = 45.98
UTG+1: t3420 M = 5.85
UTG+2: t3975 M = 6.79
MP1: t20222 M = 34.57
MP2: t17906 M = 30.61
CO: t21174 M = 36.19
Hero (BTN): t6400 M = 10.94
SB: t7530 M = 12.87

Pre Flop: (t585) Hero is BTN with J J
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t700, 3 folds, Hero raises to t6375 all in, 2 folds, UTG+2 calls t3250 all in

Flop: (t8485) 9 2 K

Turn: (t8485) T

River: (t8485) 4

Final Pot: t8485
UTG+2 shows J K (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows J J (a pair of Jacks)
UTG+2 wins t8485

[CStone]

as I bet the river, I'm thinking bad bet, only called if I'm beat

not so much evidently

prob bad turn check tho

Full Tilt Poker $25,000 Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 171723
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UTG+1: t4370 M = 58.27
UTG+2: t3660 M = 48.80
MP1: t1860 M = 24.80
Hero (MP2): t3745 M = 49.93
CO: t4370 M = 58.27
BTN: t3305 M = 44.07
SB: t3070 M = 40.93
BB: t2570 M = 34.27
UTG: t3110 M = 41.47

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is MP2 with Q K
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t50, UTG+2 calls t50, 1 fold, Hero raises to t275, 4 folds, UTG+1 calls t225, 1 fold

Flop: (t675) 9 4 Q (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets t350, UTG+1 calls t350

Turn: (t1375) 7 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

River: (t1375) T (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets t850, UTG+1 calls t850

Final Pot: t3075
UTG+1 mucks 8 T
Hero shows Q K (a pair of Queens)
Hero wins t3075