***July LOL Donkaments Thread***

[JanAageisGod]

I hereby start this thread with the first EMS donkament win of July - albeit it was $137 in a $3 on PKR.

Made up a bit for busting out of the sat to the DTD £150 in 8th with 5 paid.

Enter your triumphs, moans, grouses and bizarre hands here..

[CStone]

how to start a rebuy

consecutive hands in 1st level

Full Tilt Poker $19,500 Guarantee (Rebuy) No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 169623
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MP2: t2970 M = 99
CO: t3070 M = 102.33
BTN: t2960 M = 98.67
SB: t1620 M = 54
BB: t9510 M = 317
UTG: t1390 M = 46.33
UTG+1: t2850 M = 95
Hero (UTG+2): t3000 M = 100
MP1: t2920 M = 97.33

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is UTG+2 with A T
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t60, Hero calls t60, MP1 calls t60, 4 folds, BB calls t40

Flop: (t250) A A K (4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero checks, MP1 checks

Turn: (t250) A (4 players)
BB bets t100, UTG+1 calls t100, Hero calls t100, MP1 folds

River: (t550) 2 (3 players)
BB bets t220, UTG+1 calls t220, Hero raises to t820, BB folds, UTG+1 calls t600

Final Pot: t2410
UTG+1 mucks Q K
Hero shows A T (four of a kind, Aces)
Hero wins t2410


Full Tilt Poker $19,500 Guarantee (Rebuy) No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 169624
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MP1: t2970 M = 66
MP2: t3070 M = 68.22
CO: t2960 M = 65.78
BTN: t1610 M = 35.78
SB: t9130 M = 202.89
BB: t1390 M = 30.89
UTG: t1870 M = 41.56
Hero (UTG+1): t4430 M = 98.44
UTG+2: t2860 M = 63.56

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is UTG+1 with Q Q
1 fold, Hero raises to t105, UTG+2 calls t105, 4 folds, SB raises to t725, 1 fold, Hero calls t620, UTG+2 raises to t2860 all in, SB raises to t9130 all in, Hero calls t3705 all in

Flop: (t11750) 7 3 J

Turn: (t11750) 6

River: (t11750) 4

Final Pot: t11750
SB shows Q A (Ace Queen high)
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
UTG+2 shows 8 8 (a pair of Eights)
Hero wins t3140
Hero wins t8610

[CStone]

french ldo

Full Tilt Poker $50,000 Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 169664
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BTN: t2490 M = 33.20
SB: t2950 M = 39.33
Hero (BB): t1675 M = 22.33
UTG: t3560 M = 47.47
UTG+1: t6470 M = 86.27
UTG+2: t3105 M = 41.40
MP1: t4965 M = 66.20
MP2: t3060 M = 40.80
CO: t3960 M = 52.80

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BB with T A
4 folds, MP2 raises to t200, CO requests TIME, 3 folds, Hero calls t150

Flop: (t425) T 7 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets t2860 all in, Hero calls t1475 all in

Turn: (t3375) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t3375) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t3375
Hero shows T A (a pair of Tens)
MP2 shows 3 K (King Queen high)
Hero wins t3375

[CStone]

got to admire his spirit if not his intellect

Full Tilt Poker $6,000 Guarantee Pot Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 5 players - View hand 169786
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UTG: t33661 M = 224.41
CO: t8158 M = 54.39
Hero (BTN): t5130 M = 34.20
SB: t5875 M = 39.17
BB: t7811 M = 52.07

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is BTN with A A
2 folds, Hero calls t100, SB calls t50, BB raises to t400, Hero raises to t1300, 1 fold, BB calls t900

Flop: (t2700) 8 2 Q (2 players)
BB bets t2700, Hero raises to t3830 all in, BB calls t1130

Turn: (t10360) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t10360) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t10360
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
BB shows 8 6 (a pair of Eights)
Hero wins t10360

[CStone]

binkety bink

tho I think I played it rather badly & lost some value....

Full Tilt Poker $6,000 Guarantee Pot Limit Omaha Hi Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 5 players - View hand 169803
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CO: t29102 M = 97.01
BTN: t3722 M = 12.41
Hero (SB): t18660 M = 62.20
BB: t11010 M = 36.70
UTG: t3491 M = 11.64

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is SB with Q 5 9 9
1 fold, CO calls t200, BTN calls t200, Hero calls t100, BB checks

Flop: (t800) J 8 T (4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, CO bets t400, BTN folds, Hero raises to t1200, BB folds, CO calls t800

Turn: (t3200) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets t1600, Hero calls t1600

River: (t6400) Q (2 players)
Hero bets t3200, CO calls t3200

Final Pot: t12800
CO mucks 3 T J 8
Hero shows Q 5 9 9 (a straight flush, Queen high)
Hero wins t12800

[Lee_Ming]

This nearly made up for the $55 I wasted:

Poker Stars $50+$5 Pot Limit Omaha Hi Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 8 players
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MatsAss (UTG): t3090 M = 41.20
5years (UTG+1): t585 M = 7.80
l45m2000 (MP1): t4543 M = 60.57
serg77777 (MP2): t2260 M = 30.13
nsinger (CO): t2700 M = 36
Daantje72 (BTN): t5805 M = 77.40
Hero (SB): t2110 M = 28.13
PicSomething (BB): t2307 M = 30.76

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is SB with 5 T K 7
MatsAss raises to t150, 3 folds, nsinger calls t150, 2 folds, PicSomething calls t100

Flop: (t475) 3 8 A (3 players)
PicSomething checks, MatsAss bets t300, nsinger folds, PicSomething raises to t600, MatsAss raises to t900, PicSomething raises to t2157 all in, MatsAss calls t1257

Turn: (t4789) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t4789) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t4789
MatsAss shows 9 J Q T (high card Ace)
PicSomething shows T 3 3 6 (three of a kind, Threes)
PicSomething wins t4789


MatsAss: mm
_Aer_Mingus_: erm...
MatsAss: I had a straight?;o
PicSomething: you do know that you only play 2 from your hand?
_Aer_Mingus_: omg
MatsAss: I dont get this game, its the first time
_Aer_Mingus_: ah ok
_Aer_Mingus_: good luck
MatsAss: sorry
PicSomething: you can only play 2 from your hand
MatsAss: thanks

[CStone]

did exactly that first time too

all in with 4 soooted cards

cheered everyone else up no end

in my defence I bought into it by mistake

[Bas]

rofl ian that is class

[JanAageisGod]

I seem to do well on Stars, but Full Tilt hates me. Standard bad beat below as this twat is playing literally every hand:

Full Tilt Poker $8 + $0.80 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 170825
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UTG+1: t1785 M = 39.67
UTG+2: t2100 M = 46.67
Hero (MP1): t1925 M = 42.78
MP2: t5495 M = 122.11
CO: t2175 M = 48.33
BTN: t3225 M = 71.67
SB: t2655 M = 59
BB: t1970 M = 43.78
UTG: t1140 M = 25.33

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is MP1 with 8 8
UTG calls t30, 2 folds, Hero raises to t100, 3 folds, SB calls t85, 1 fold, UTG calls t70

Flop: (t330) T 2 2 (3 players)
SB bets t330, UTG folds, Hero calls t330

Turn: (t990) 2 (2 players)
SB bets t990, Hero raises to t1495 all in, SB calls t505

River: (t3980) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t3980
Hero shows 8 8 (four of a kind, Twos)
SB shows 4 J (four of a kind, Twos)
SB wins t3980

[Chris Baylis]

Nowt beats flopping the nuts.

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t125/t250 Blinds + t30 - 8 players - View hand 170838
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BB: t8749 M = 14.23
UTG: t2376 M = 3.86
UTG+1: t40266 M = 65.47
MP1: t24679 M = 40.13
MP2: t11705 M = 19.03
CO: t4925 M = 8.01
Hero (BTN): t9445 M = 15.36
SB: t5255 M = 8.54

Pre Flop: (t615) Hero is BTN with Q K
5 folds, Hero raises to t675, 1 fold, BB calls t425

Flop: (t1715) T J 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t725, BB raises to t2000, Hero raises to t4000, BB calls t2000

Turn: (t9715) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t4740 all in, BB calls t4044 all in

River: (t17803) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t17803
BB shows Q A (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows Q K (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero wins t17803